All Episodes

S03E01: Ins And Outs In 2023

The moment we've all been waiting for, Drew and Enya share their ins and outs for 2023, Enya's newfound obsession with Chernobyl and the singularity.

S03E02: Enya Met The Most Evil Man In The World

Enya shares a disturbing dream about Azul and a much more disturbing story about real life involving an insane man on her plane, and Drew red pills everyone on his Coachella conspiracy theories

S03E03: drew ate the fortnite burger

drew and enya talk about the fortnite renaissance, yik yak, their brains shutting off while driving and halfway through the podcast gets interrupted by paranormal activity

S03E04: A peek behind the veil

Drew had another life changing dream and shifted into another reality. Enya is still very sick and quite literally might not make it so listen to this episode as per one of her last wishes. Drew is next unfortunately.

S03E05: women should cheat more

Our most disgusting episode yet, drew and enya talk about spraying poop out of their butt, enya adds women cheating to her ins for 2023 and drew tells a story about how a doctor gave him pink eye.

S03E06: We had a baby (kinda)

Drew and Enya talk about how his sister had a child. If conspiracy theorist had the Internet taken from them their world would heal. Finally they discuss the last of us and how the third episode is potentially one of the greatest episodes of television ever.

S03E07: drew is back to sucking on that fruity tube again

Drew and Enya talk about the Super Bowl, unsolicited pics, and how drew is back to sucking on that fruity tube

S03E08: We got lead poisoning

We tested our cups for lead and apparently they have 10,000 times the legal limit. Drew has radiation poisoning and the selfie kid went to jail. Enya and drew may be joining him for undisclosed charges. This will be our last episode before we pass away.

S03E09: Airbnb horror stories

Today we talk about Airbnb horror stories and how scary cosplaying can be when you are h*gh

S03E10: McDonald’s in Paris is dangerous

Enya had a couple glasses of wine and drew is drunk on the fermenting Parisian McDonald’s …. This episode is truly a mess so good luck LOL

S03E11: being depressed without sadness

Drew is still fighting the puff bar allegations, widespread seasonal depression is destroying the world and we finally figure out why imagine dragons has over a billion monthly listeners on Spotify. Enya talks about clogging her toilet by flushing a giant sucker fish and it rotting/stinking up the entire house

S03E12: goodbye...

enya thinks tsa is not real and theyre evil, drew has a new political theory about twilight and things get a little... serious...

S03E13: Best of Emergency Intercom 1

S03E14: we're back

we’re back but unfortunately enyas brain chemistry has been permanently altered by an edible Orion convinced her to eat and drew apparently believes there is a dome around the earth so not much has changed

S03E15: Self diagnosing episode

Drew figures out a life hack to cure his self diagnosed dyslexia, Enya translates texts from her dad that sound like they're written in emojis that dont exist and Ky gets hammered in silence

S03E16: Reminiscing on our childhoods

Drew unveils his horrific baby picture, and enya is convinced we are living in the future because the new hundai cars look insane

S03E17: we are having an identity crisis

drew and enya discuss the terror that courses through their body when they are asked "what do you do" and have to either say podcaster or influencer, drew tells a story about smoking weed out of a fireball bottle and getting brain damage, and enya brings up the fact that hot people get away with too much shit

S03E18: Drew is 16 in dog years

Enya and drew discuss people getting attacked on stage, watching young sheldon and the death grips show that destroyed their hearing

S03E19: Enya is leaving the podcast

Enya is leaving the podcast and drew is starting his own show to pay his medical bills for a sunburn that permanently changed the course of his life

S03E20: Drew comes out as straight with Barbie Ferreira

Barbie joins Drew and Enya to talk about red flags, her disturbed tiktok algorithm, and performing for toilet cameras

S03E21: Have such a dope soul that people crave your vibes

Drew and enya discuss putting Shane Dawson in jail, mr beast’s flop era and drews hatred for koalas

S03E22: somebody broke into our house and watched drew sleep

Drew tells another terrifying story about a mysterious person outside his window, enya does some investigating on the backstory of vines and oh also its pride month

S03E23: Midnight at McDonald’s - high edition

Merch soon 👀 In this episode Enya talks about getting hit on by a scary man and how awful her smiley piercing appointment was. Drew also talks about his haircut…. Does he like it?

S03E24: Orion's episode

Drew and Orion reminisce on the first time they met and were forced to kiss. Enya and Orion talk about the first time they cried together and Orion tells and awful roommate horror story