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- Crooks combines Comedy elements in one feature.
- The principal cast includes Jim Norton, Jessica Alexander, Rozie Bacchi.
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Crooks
Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
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Cast
Jim NortonPaul
Jessica AlexanderCarmella
Rozie BacchiPaulette
Maggie BagleyAngela
D. BannoPostal Worker on Break #5
Carmine BattistaFrank Perrigrinno
Michael CarraraAgent Russo
David BrownOfficer Tafoozi
Charlie CallasSol solzberg
Dale GrandBert Lanstein
Irma St. PauleAgnes DeMilo
Wade MyliusPostal Inspector #2
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Best suited to viewers looking for Comedy. Its shorter runtime also makes it easier to fit into one sitting.
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